Julio: Did he pass the stage check?
Julio: Is the aircraft okay?
Chuck: Yes, but get a sponge or towel or mop.
Julio (aghast): WHAT?! WHY?!
Chuck: We just need to wipe off the crocodile tears from the dash...
Julio: Oh! TEARS! Alright!
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